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Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Weiner weiner who's got the weiner?

My girl Julia bestowed upon me this:



Thanks Jules!!!

Apparently I'm suppposed to list seven random things about me then pass this puppy on to seven other bloggers. So here goes:

1. I have anger issues. I know I know most of you are just BAFFLED by this! (insert eye roll here) So far they have been kept pretty well at bay, but I'm really worried that one of these days I will hurt someone that really pisses me off. Like physically. I'm one of those women you have to be afraid of if they get silent. Generally I walk away but...one of these days y'all.

2. I love lists! I don't know why but just doing what needs done is never as satisfying as seeing a list with everything checked or crossed off of it.

3. I love spending my summers at zoos and museums. Especially big museum type things with actors in period clothing, etc.

4. Despite what my blog shows, I don't get along very well with other women. I grew up with the guys, actually just had a comment made to me via text about how many guy friends I have. I told him that these don't see me as a woman...just another one of the guys...with tits.

5. My body is 90% water 10% caffeine. I am a coffee addict. I can't function without the stuff. If you ever want me to do something for you, bribe me with coffee!

6. I love to say the word cunt. Why? Because it's a word that's universally offensive to women. I don't know why. I'm not calling anyone a cunt...mostly pool balls because the bastards haven't gone into the pockets I've directed them too. I don't know, maybe it's because I don't find it offensive, but I love the look of shock on womens' faces when I say it, and the outright amazement of men when they hear it. I should have been a shock jock.

7. Speaking of shock jock, I've got a diploma in Radio Broadcast Arts. And it's useless. The school is shut down and the former president is in prison in Georgia for fraud. Maybe one day I'll get my shot, but not anytime soon.

Okay some bloggy love:

1. Ben
2. Debby
3. Diana
4. Fat Daddy
5. Tammy
6. Carlos
7. Candice

There are soooooo many more I could hand this out to but today I'm choosing to follow the rules...which is totally rebelling for me!!!

Hope my seven randos have brought a little enlightenment.

9 comments:

Candice said...

I've always had lots of male friends as well. I think that's part of the reason I'm so foul. ;)

Thanks for the award!!

Ali @ Fat to Fit said...

Love your blog, totally funny! Can't wait to read more - check mine out if you have a chance. I've added you to my blogroll and hope you do the same!!

Alexia said...

Very interesting!

Jennifer said...

Hey there- I just stumbled upon your blog and this was the first post I read- and I must admit I have all in common with you (except 7!) which kinda freaks me out. In a happy way.

I too have weird anger problems. I should probably address that someday- but for now everyone else will just have to deal ;)

Looking forward to keeping up with your blog!!

JewliaGoulia said...

OMG it's funny how alike we are - anger issues, love of lists, not getting along with women, and I'm about to earn a diploma that is fairly useless. Ha!

Julia
http://jewliagoulia.blogspot.com

Fat Daddy said...

What a fabulous list! Thank you verymuch for the award.

I think you would make a great shock jock. And if they showed you on TV, you could bring all your creepy aniamal friends.

TjRenee said...

I like lists too. My newest list is 'People NOT to piss off' and you're #1! hehehe

I don't say cunt often, but it's never really bothered me. I think it's funny sounding. Makes me giggle like a school girl. HA!

wildfluffysheep said...

i love lists...
i love to say the word CUNT

thanks for not giving me one. just as well i got it from some one else.

interesting post.

you definitely are a beautiful blogger.

Diana said...

You're so sweet! Thank you! And I even acknowledge this on my blog. You know I normally ignore these things because they embarrass me. Silly isn't it? But I couldn't ignore you. You're too nice.

I change the rules a little, since I'm not nearly as interesting as you. I made it about weight loss, which is still sort of about me. Hopefully not quite as boring as me. ;)