Before lunch I get to clean up a nice big brown spot on my carpet upstairs.
Hubs left the big tortoise in the shower for a couple hours this morning, forgetting about him and letting me carry his 80lbs compact ass downstairs. I set him down at the top of the carpeted stairs to get some more leverage and didn't notice he had dropped an elephant size shit until I was walking back up to take my own shower.
If I didn't have company coming I would leave the shit for Hubs to clean up. The bastard.
Cute, but heavy....and full of shit.
8 comments:
ahhh shit! (literally)
really how big??? i was amazed how big chicken shit is!
The bigger they are, the harder they shit. Except me. Cause girls don't do that.
i hate it when my wife leaves our gigantic animals in our shower... FTW!!!
"Cute, but heavy....and full of shit."
That was the caption that was under my photo in my high school yearbook. That's kinda spooky...
Couldn't just get a dog huh? or a little fish size turtle?
Yeesh!
You have an 80-pound tortoise????
I guess I won't bitch about cleaning up dog poop in the back yard! lol
Not so full of shit anymore.....
I have a 5 pound dog. Tiny, little turds. Just sayin....
I want a tortoise!
eep on the shit fiasco. think of calorie burning lifting and cleaning burned.... um yeah *nods*
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