Before lunch I get to clean up a nice big brown spot on my carpet upstairs.
Hubs left the big tortoise in the shower for a couple hours this morning, forgetting about him and letting me carry his 80lbs compact ass downstairs. I set him down at the top of the carpeted stairs to get some more leverage and didn't notice he had dropped an elephant size shit until I was walking back up to take my own shower.
If I didn't have company coming I would leave the shit for Hubs to clean up. The bastard.
Cute, but heavy....and full of shit.